Can I buy a Hitler figurine in Germany?

And if not, why not? I'd be the envy of no-one then, and perhaps people will leave me alone instead of leeching around and expecting things from me. You can't expect anything if I remove your brain first.

Huh?

ALL HAIL EMPEROR LACHLAN





GOD OF ALL HE SURVEYS

and stuff

Why I hate you - An indepth study on the factuality of your lack of worth

There's a high probability that I hate you, whether I've met you or not. Consequently, you should all be very afraid of the eventuality of me hunting you all down in a mad blood craze. It's not that you did anything to me as such; I just think you're all wasting this species' potential. Whilst listening to your iPod, you morons are only using about 5% of your brain. You are fucking bringing the average down! People like Steven Hawking is using about 90%, compare that to a blinding fluorescent light in a kitchen. You're brain represents the little dim yellow light in the warm pie oven at the bakery when it's closed up for the day. You are a warm pie oven light, you dim son of a submariner. I hope you choke. I want you to choke now, and give me your address so that I may laugh at your misfortune!

Forgive my tardiness......

Sorry for all of you so keen on reading my musings. Waiting there, with bated breath while I procrastinate all over your respect like a snail crawling over a dying worm without a care in the world. I'd beg for your forgiveness if I was indeed worthy of such. I promise I'll write a few decent columns this weekend and then probably disappear for a whole year again like last time. What a pain in the arse I am.

More evil to come, my lovable peons!
Joe's Guy

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Animation Major - Week 1

My project will depict the tale of a penguin attempting to fish, accidentally activating a nearby robot, and watching as it catches fish after fish with its antenna. After brainstorming and trimming the idea down for a one minute production, I have begun the treatment and scene breakdown which I intend to finish by the end of the week. I'm hoping that I will have the chance to create a few rough designs, as I am as of yet unsure as to the appearance of both my characters. Hopefully the story will also be finalised, so I can assess what needs to be done and if any further cuts are necessary.

Hmm curious. It looks as if it's updating its blog.

Oh come now, don't look so surprised. I felt generous (or bored, I dunno) and decided to update the blog you happened to stumble across. So......what shall I write about then? Uh........

Well, I think I'll simply rant on about nothing, since no one is reading this. Shoes are a luxury of the free world, namely first world societies. But just think for a moment - If all those people who are wasting away in third (and dare I say fourth?) world countries had shoes, think how much more superior they'd be compared to us. White people are pathetic, weasely, low-life sputim that act as a cancerous tumor upon the backside of this, our earth. "What to do?" I hear you say. I dunno! Go start a white gang war or something. Start thinning out our numbers. Just avoid me during the onslaught. Blood and my new genuine leather jacket really do not go well together.

Go outside and play, god damn you! *Shakes fist at you*

More to come, you freaking bastards!
Joe's Guy

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This blog is higher on the social heirarchy than you!

Huzzah! At long last a blog devoted to things that actually matter in the real world, as opposed to crap from some jerk off you've never heard of who firmly believes that what he/she has to say is interesting to all of god's creatures.

So you've happened upon this blog by accident or you're one of those freaks that reads everyone's blog, it doesn't make a difference. What does is that this particular blog will enrich your life as you'll discover the wondrous truth about how great I am - So great in fact that you'll spontaneously implode upon hearing my name, so I won't be listing it here. With patience and time, perhaps you will learn your ruler's given and surname. For now, just assume that your tiny, collective brains are dwarfed by my own.

More evil to come, ya slags!
Joe's Guy

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