Can I buy a Hitler figurine in Germany?

And if not, why not? I'd be the envy of no-one then, and perhaps people will leave me alone instead of leeching around and expecting things from me. You can't expect anything if I remove your brain first.

Huh?

ALL HAIL EMPEROR LACHLAN





GOD OF ALL HE SURVEYS

and stuff

Why I hate you - An indepth study on the factuality of your lack of worth

There's a high probability that I hate you, whether I've met you or not. Consequently, you should all be very afraid of the eventuality of me hunting you all down in a mad blood craze. It's not that you did anything to me as such; I just think you're all wasting this species' potential. Whilst listening to your iPod, you morons are only using about 5% of your brain. You are fucking bringing the average down! People like Steven Hawking is using about 90%, compare that to a blinding fluorescent light in a kitchen. You're brain represents the little dim yellow light in the warm pie oven at the bakery when it's closed up for the day. You are a warm pie oven light, you dim son of a submariner. I hope you choke. I want you to choke now, and give me your address so that I may laugh at your misfortune!

Forgive my tardiness......

Sorry for all of you so keen on reading my musings. Waiting there, with bated breath while I procrastinate all over your respect like a snail crawling over a dying worm without a care in the world. I'd beg for your forgiveness if I was indeed worthy of such. I promise I'll write a few decent columns this weekend and then probably disappear for a whole year again like last time. What a pain in the arse I am.

More evil to come, my lovable peons!
Joe's Guy

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