Why I hate you - An indepth study on the factuality of your lack of worth

There's a high probability that I hate you, whether I've met you or not. Consequently, you should all be very afraid of the eventuality of me hunting you all down in a mad blood craze. It's not that you did anything to me as such; I just think you're all wasting this species' potential. Whilst listening to your iPod, you morons are only using about 5% of your brain. You are fucking bringing the average down! People like Steven Hawking is using about 90%, compare that to a blinding fluorescent light in a kitchen. You're brain represents the little dim yellow light in the warm pie oven at the bakery when it's closed up for the day. You are a warm pie oven light, you dim son of a submariner. I hope you choke. I want you to choke now, and give me your address so that I may laugh at your misfortune!